On my way to work today I stopped behind this at a red light…
…and the first thought to honestly enter my head was “What a tool.”
Maybe that’s unfair. Maybe someone who spends $95,000 on a Porsche isn’t a tool. Maybe they just have more cash than brains. I mean, this is Pennsylvania. The roads are crap and will beat the car to death.
At least if you’re going to be a tool, get a Hummer or something. You’re still going to get laughed at (and yes, people are laughing at you much more often than envying you,) but at least you can take a pothole.
