The Joy of Reading

I’m glad that my kid loves reading as much as I do. She’s been tearing through stuff for her grade level and above, often reading it aloud for the benefit of everyone around her, different voices and all. Regardless of if she’s been asked. Sharing is nice.

Like most kids, she also really enjoys potty humor. At the bookstore she happened on a copy of Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger. I’ve not read it myself, but the title alone was enough to get her to add it to the list of books to buy.

Now to show her some Captain Underpants.

I also got to explain why some books that she was interested in were on the “Banned Books Week” table. So there may have been some advocacy shared as well.

Teaching the children well

I was at dinner with the kid and it was time to pay. When I was pulling out my credit card she asked if she could see it for a minute.  I handed it to her so that she could get a good look at it.

“You’re not going to memorize those numbers are you?” I joked.

“No,” she said, either missing the joke or just pressing on. “Why is there a bird on it?”               

It was the holographic bird that started appearing on Visa cards years ago. I told her about how they were first put on the cards as a countermeasure to help show salespeople in stores that the card was not counterfeit. The holograph was only of limited usefulness because most clerks didn’t care.

I then told her about how the magnetic stripe could also easily be reprogrammed with someone else’s number so that you could buy anything you wanted, and the other person would get charged for it.*

She got a gleam in her eye and said: “That would be a good thing to do to Elon Musk.”

That surprised me, mostly because she’s 8. But I thought about it and agreed that provided he doesn’t pay too much attention to his bill when it come in that a person could probably skim a couple hundred dollars a month. You just can’t get greedy.

*Of course I would never endorse stealing from individuals. Not only is it illegal, the risks and consequences outweigh any temporary benefit. Plus there’s been enough technological advancement over the years that the methods I told her about would no longer work the majority of the time.

Epiphany I

When you think about it, everything that you buy is technically secondhand.